How To Own A Noob

First of all, what is a noob? One might say that a noob is someone who is inexperienced. Another might say that a noob is someone who is really annoying. So pretty much yeah everyone thinks noobs are annoying. So here is a guide on how to own them.......
*Star Wars style entrance begins to play*
In a land where there are noobs,
there is one, who must stop them.
This is his story.

Bob was walking down a street when this person came up and started bugging him. In this time the word "noob" had already been invented, and so bad insulted him. Then they engaged in combat. They had a..... Yo Nooby Fight. In the end bob had won. Then the noob swore he would have revenge. And so, they noob began to train and then he became........ (to be continued)

And 3 months Later...still no continuation XD

Lolz I totally forgot about this topic.

I did too, i just noticed and thought "havent seen anythin here in a while"

he became a spam noob. Spam noobs never give up until they get what they want by saying nonsense. agian he met bob. This time the noob attacked by pressing a (or the autoattack button) and lost again. Bob is the undefeated noob killa