JOKE FORUM! release your inner goerge lopez, jeff foxworthy, adn much more!
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JOKE FORUM! release your inner goerge lopez, jeff foxworthy, adn much more!
Wicked Dragonmaster November 5th 2008, 11:49 am
got any good jokes? tell em here! 
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Guest November 6th 2008, 5:01 am
i got a redneck joke and a chuck norris joke:
You know your a redneck when your brushing your teeth and you dont find any!
You know your a redneck when you run over a raccoon,with your vaccum!
chuck norris visited the virgin islands after that they were just called the islands
You know your a redneck when your brushing your teeth and you dont find any!
You know your a redneck when you run over a raccoon,with your vaccum!
chuck norris visited the virgin islands after that they were just called the islands
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Wicked Dragonmaster November 6th 2008, 6:50 am
Everyone knows Twilly is famous right? And famous people are called stars. Well one day Twilly found a gun. And some one punted him. He was flying and he shot sum bullets. A kid goes, " hey is that twilly?" another kid replies, "no, thats a shooting star" "oh" did anyone of u like it?
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Darkman Alex November 8th 2008, 10:22 am
From FAmily Guy
Peter: I remember when i became a man
**flashback to hospital**
Doctor: The Operation was a success, what will u go by now?
**Pulls up covers and looks inside**
Peter: Peter......
lol it killed me on the tv
Peter: I remember when i became a man
**flashback to hospital**
Doctor: The Operation was a success, what will u go by now?
**Pulls up covers and looks inside**
Peter: Peter......
lol it killed me on the tv
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Connor2013(retired) November 9th 2008, 11:15 pm
What a silly name for a cat !! Paul !!! LOLOL !! Thats a Person's name !Paul !!
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Wicked Dragonmaster November 10th 2008, 12:13 pm
you know your a redneck when you go into the woods and yell "run forest run!"
you know your a redneck when you're driving and swerve to miss a tree when its the air freshener hanging from your rear view mirror
you know your a redneck when you're driving and swerve to miss a tree when its the air freshener hanging from your rear view mirror
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Axzerus January 10th 2009, 12:21 am
idk is these r the right things to put here but....
this was at school one day.....
me: u no justin timberlakes a drunk right?
other kid : heck naw he aint
me: then how do u think his voice is high when he sings?
the same day at school....
me: u no y ozzy osborne needs a big stage for singing?
other kid: no....y?
me: since hes a drunk he moves around when he sings, so if its small he'll be a drunk with a concusion
this was at school one day.....
me: u no justin timberlakes a drunk right?
other kid : heck naw he aint
me: then how do u think his voice is high when he sings?
the same day at school....
me: u no y ozzy osborne needs a big stage for singing?
other kid: no....y?
me: since hes a drunk he moves around when he sings, so if its small he'll be a drunk with a concusion
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Darkman Alex January 11th 2009, 6:30 am
lol took me a minute but i got it =p lol
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Wicked Dragonmaster March 14th 2009, 7:33 am
jesus can walk on water, chuck norris can swim on land
a wife and husband are in heaven and the wife says "yay now we can be together forever!" the husband replies "our vows said till death do us part. As of now im single"
a wife and husband are in heaven and the wife says "yay now we can be together forever!" the husband replies "our vows said till death do us part. As of now im single"
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